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Huka Bar · Jan 20, 01:10 PM
Huka Bar and Grill
151 East 6100 South Murray, UT
(801)281-HUKA
For those too retarded to gather that the Huka bar is a place for potheads: the Huka Bar is a place for potheads, and the rest. Serving a wide variety of flavored tobaccos, gourmet munchies and a standardized selection of alchoholic beverages, this is an ideal place to entertain clients, catch a flick or just kindof space out and watch movies. What you wont find at the Huka Bar is this guy:
Yes, while he’s over there at the Puck screaming at the television and spittling on the waitresses through his muscle tee, you could be at the Huka bar chilling in an undercrowded, mellow, feng shui happy place. Don’t get me wrong, the puck is my favorite for Mondays and Sundays, but somedays: I need a god damn break man. The crowds, the noise, the incredibly huge tabs, and how could I forget: the cigarettes!
Yes, okay, I hate the stinky bar filled cigarrette smell. I hate it! Thats why I was shocked to hear that the Huka bar, a tobacco serving establishment, is a cigarrette free smoking bar! Yeah, it sounds kind of wierd but at the Huka bar you can smoke all the flavored tobacco you want, but you have to take your cigarettes outside on the patio. There you’ll find several other jaded smoker types to bitch about this with, but upon returning to the collective inner cig free ambience, you’ll thank them for it.
I was skeptical about smoking tobacco from a Huka. Everyone knows thats not what its for. But I gave in to the peer pressure and tried a couple tokes of blueberry and lemon mirange, it tasted quite excellent! The middle eastern style brass hukas stand about 2.5 feet off the table and single hoses allow you to relax and just puff, puff, give while you enjoy some food and beverage. Don’t expect to get any kind of wicked buzz off these Hukas, and dont expect any filmy aftertaste like regular tobacco tends to. The waitress says this stuff is premium quality, doesn’t stick to your clothes or hair, and it wont make you light headed and barf like it did when you got drunk and someone handed you a bowl of Swisher Sweet.
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